John Adam Wickliffe

One offer for the free sofa thus far. Can’t understand why there isn’t a rush. Oh yeah, it’s because it’s hideous. http://twitpic.com/19o64

@MyNameIsNotMary Yes it is. It will soon not be mine though. I have two purty green couches from IKEA that have replaced it. Thankfully.

http://twitpic.com/19o64 – Looking to give away my old couch. @reply if you want it. I’m also posting on Freecycle.

GOP selects their only African-American member as RNC leader. Yes I said it. http://tinyurl.com/ak7gwf

The newest media sensation to hit the airwaves and newspapers: “testilying” http://tinyurl.com/cxllzs

@PriceAtkinson Ran out of characters. Twitter fail.

RT @PriceAtkinson “Palinism” = Aggressive know-nothingism, pride in ignorance and a belief that there is such a thing as “real America.”

@bobinglis OK, so explain the wholesale rejection of the economic stimulus. And I’m still waiting on the GOP’s suggestion to fix the economy

Commerce pick could give Dems fillibuster-proof 60. GOP who? http://tinyurl.com/anjqca

Flowchart Red Alert! Create our own original Star Trek story! http://tinyurl.com/bf6yr8

Senator submits bill to make littering by “rednecks” and “white trash” a capital crime. Fortunately not in S.C. http://tinyurl.com/cfz82d

Toilet gunned down in line of “doody” to receive funeral. Not kidding. http://tinyurl.com/bkbn3w

Welcome @AndrewBarton

Sherlock Holmes beaten, killed in Dallas. Watson suspiciously absent: http://tinyurl.com/c4h8bg

E-mail convo: Girl: Can you bring Capri to dinner? Me: It’s sushi, not Chinese. Girl: Not to eat!!! Me: Oh.

Next “Chronic{What!)cles of Narnia” movie saved. To debut in 20Hamilton. http://tinyurl.com/cu3b75

Holy crap! Ugly-ass puppy alert! http://tinyurl.com/d57ggb

Starbucks eliminates coffee, cups, stir-thingies: http://tinyurl.com/aaw529

Hello new followers: @sellphone

Stimulus 101: What’s in Obama’s economic bill? http://tinyurl.com/cdu9yn

@PriceAtkinson Right on dude. Have fun tweeting!

Hi to @thestate

Welcome new followers: @TrackThis, @PriceAtkinson, @avasiare

RT @BreakingNewsOn Starbucks to close 200 stores in U.S. Holy crap what shall we drink now?!

Mindlessly trying to get monthly database e-mails proofed.

Mindlessly trying to get monthly database e-mails proofed.

Drum major quits after Obama nod, ridiculously-dressed bands in chaos: http://tinyurl.com/cbbeos

Hello to @oudiantebi, @TOPolk

Bad economy is Snuggie’s big break: http://tinyurl.com/bs5kny

Concerned about the heightened monitoring at work. Can we get any more nervous about things?

Thanks for following: @tweetsnet

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

Chat soon @Breakawayhonda

Hi to @jasoncalcanis, @savingsdotcom

We are apparently going for 100 percent unemployment on planet Earth: http://tinyurl.com/ar8xjo

Top 10 Super Bowl ads of all time. Terry Tate remains one of my favorites: http://tinyurl.com/ba48nx

Hi new followers: @hashtags

States to set auto emission rules … carbon dioxide considers surrender. France. http://tinyurl.com/bbxqqe

Of all the thirty-six alternatives, running away is best.

Got a new sofa, ditching the old, starting something anew and trying to make this year the year when all the pieces fit.

Welcome new followers: @watkinsbrian

Nice to meet @BongoBloggs

Welcome new followers: @Scobleizer

Hi new followers: @SteveWhiteVW, @Susangsc

Just grabbed a new long lens I’ve been meaning to get: http://tinyurl.com/acekr5

@brooke_may I’ll be running it, but I forgot to register, so I’ll be illegal. In a way.

Welcome to @brooke_may

Found that I got about 20 e-mails while at a meeting and now answering them. This is very disconnecting without the BlackBerry. Fail.

Will Cheney be the latest to turn on Bush after leaving office? http://tinyurl.com/as696t

Chat soon @Jason_Calacanis, @JasonACalacanis